He's right! He's
right! We must have slowly become, without us even being aware of the transition, a bunch of old B.O.F.s!
Right, I think I have the solution. Everyone grab their empegs, a bottle of lubricant (whatever your poison), your significant other and go out to your car and
PARTY!!!!. A world-wide, simultaneous empeg car-party!
Whoa, hang on, musn't forget the disco lights; there's that really psychodelic multi-colour twirling cop light I can plug into the cigarette lighter, and a couple of camera flashes I can use as disco strobes. See ya!
(Gawd alone knows what the neighbours will think - a private disco in a
Mini? I can just hear it now:
"Wat is er, schat?" Ah Nee, al
weer de gekke Engelsman met de rare autoradio...maar nu ook met disco-lichten...*zucht*)
One of the few remaining Mk1 owners...
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