Just like this bloke: http://www.five.org.uk/

Ah, Mike Corley, the resident pet of uk.misc, uk.legal etc. Despite repeated posts regulars defend and accept him. Actually, it is a learning experience in mental health for readers as he is perfectly literate and intelligent yet cleary barmy. In some posts he admits he knows that it's in his mind yet he still does it. He even carries around a MD player and records conversations he has with people in shops!

Gareth