Hey Paul, My name is Lane, and I live in Portland. I'm sure that you will enjoy our fine city. Not really sure what the rant above is based on, but to each his own. Where are you traveling from, and what kinds of things are you interested in doing? There are a couple of empeg owners around here. We would love to help you out if needed. This forum has been so wonderful to me, and I would love to give something back if I can. -Lane-