The world is full of idiots.... well meaning as they are zealous.
For every nasty missionary story of forced evangelism you can find I can find a story of someone searching for something they didn't have and finding it in Jesus Christ by way of some missionary.

My initial thought was to counter each idea presented individually, but I thought better of myself. Christians aren't any smarter or dumber than anyone else. We just can't seem to keep the dumb ones out of the post.