"Did you, Tony Fabris, dye the hair of your cat, to pass it off as a tiger in order to win my favor?"

"I did, your honor."

"I hearby sentence you to life on the couch. Case dismissed."
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Russ
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"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will." Vince Lombardi