My favorite part of this:

The Conyers-Berman bill would operate under the assumption that each copyrighted work made available through a computer network was copied by others at least 10 times for a total retail value of $2,500. That would bump the activity from a misdemeanor to a felony, carrying a sentence of up to five years in jail.

Now, there is no way this bill would ever make it to law, much less pass any kind of constitutionality test in court... But it still sickens me that these Congressmen, with their brass ones firmly in the grasp of the RIAA and MPAA, have the audacity to write bills like this, when there are so many other IMPORTANT things wrong with this country.

And I thought "Minority Report" was science fiction...