I load boxes of crap in FedEx trucks during the early morning hours and only get paid $7.50 per hour. No benefits, but I do get to break all the fragile packages.



I laugh when I see "DO NOT DROP" stuck on some sucker's box. Does that mean it's ok if I throw it? My all-time favorite was: "An additional $5.00 fee has been paid on this package to ensure careful handling. Absolutely no conveyor belts!" And of course this box comes down the conveyor belt like every other box. The silly sheep don't realize that it's not the conveyor belts that are breaking their shit. HAHAHA