I can't understand a word he's saying. I assume it's because English is not his primary language.
*edit*
scratch that, I noticed it was a babelfish translation. I still can't read it...

You know, even if it's a fake, I don't really care. What I'm impressed with are the things he does inside the levels. If those are faked, then I'm impressed at that, too!

Do you really mean 1/30th speed? Wouldn't that mean that it really took 5 and a half hours?