That's so absurd, but no doubt it's true. He'd definitely whip most of the people I've seen on there. Most know basic welding and how engines work, but Patrick could probably build machines twice as good as the ones that get made on there...with half the materials.

Of course, my roommate and I always suspect that everything in there is placed there on purpose. There are far too many good things in there (like motorcycles missing a single part - which is findable in another part of the junkyard - to make it work). Then there was the time they were building monster trucks, and they actually placed $10,000 a piece tires in the junkyard. That was a little more blatant