Hmm.. I dunno about some of those. IF we (someone) was to do it, the answers would have to be.. 'generic' enough for ANY 'tech support'. I LIKE the 42, tho. That stays.. I think the list should be (editied for true 'answers'.

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Sure. Fine. Whatever.
42
Talk to your MIS Dept.
Other Vendor Issue
Virus
E-Mail Down
Reboot Computer
Power On Computer
Reboot Internet
We See No Problem
ping 127.0.0.1
Blame Marketing
This Space Intentionally Left Blank
It's a Feature
Has Been Known Issue
We'll Get Back To You
Check Cables
Not Covered under Support
You're on No Service
Operates By Design



I'm curious as to size/length limitation.

Me.
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Mike 'Fox' Morrey 128BPM@124MPH. Love it! 2002 BRG Mini Cooper