Login to MSN Hotmail.

Delete 100 spam messages.

Note the message from the Hotmail staff suggesting that you pay to upgrade to a larger account.

(Irony lies herein: They sold my email address to spammers to make a buck, and now they want me to make another buck by having me pay to upgrade an account that shouldn't be full in the first place.)

Solution: Tell Microsoft where to stick it. Adios, Hotmail.