Narf…

“Oh shut up pinkey”

My plan is diabolically easy using a 9-volt battery, the magnet from a discarded can opener and a bent coat hanger I will create a force quantum singularity, in laymen’s terms an artificial black hole.

Then I will wrap the black hold in copper wire and use the resulting energy produced to power my own private television station the Lottery channel, where each of the worlds 6406420585 people will have a chance to purchase a lottery ticket for 1 dollar where they could win an Empeg this plan with generate Billions of dollars to fund my Linux powered armor of robot mice which I will use to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.