My plan is diabolically easy using a 9-volt battery, the magnet from a discarded can opener and a bent coat hanger I will create a force quantum singularity, in laymen’s terms an artificial black hole.

Please keep your empegs stored safely elsewhere. Every time I read of another empeg that has disappeared it makes me sad. There's only a few thousand of them...
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