Kerry's underfunded pollster phone banks reveal that anyone slightly left of center would hold their nose and vote for ... Darl McBride ... over George Bush...

I distrust Bush as much as the next guy, but that's really pushing the boat out. Ugh, the prospect of McBride as President is kinda like that nude picture of the outrageoulsy obese woman that someone snuck into your inbox last week - something that you wished never existed.