Lol, good try. BT are doing the trials in Milton Keynes at the moment.
We only need an extension of say 0.5-1km to get you on. It would work now, but with the current DSL cards and filters it wouldn't work very well. They have made some changes to the filtering at both ends to get DSL to work at these lengths, I think at the moment the people on the trial can't use it for internet access yet, it's just there to see if it stays in sync, don't wrry though as soon as I get wind I'll let you know.
Cheers
Cris.