While sitting at traffic lights this morning, there was a numpty in front of me blipping away. As the lights changed to green he slipped his car into reverse and floored it - right into my beloved Scooby!!

He was going to drive away till I cornered him for details - turns out he is a young lad who works for a garage - picking up and delivering cars. He wrote out the details, grinning all the while, then asked me for an address (the delivery address for the car)

Did not even vaguely care about the damage to my bonnet/grill or the back of the car he was delivering, probably as it will all be covered by the garage.