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Okay, I'll bite. Where is Leek?

Near the Potteries somewhere. Staffordshire, maybe. The only thing I know about Leek is that there's some rocks there -- there was a big poster of a photo of the rocks on the wall of the cafeteria in Lewis's in Hanley when I was little, and because of that I've grown up with a vague idea of Leek as an exotic and happening place. Quite why a bunch of rocks were exotic and happening I wasn't sure, but I guess it doesn't take much to look exotic and happening when you're a little kid -- and especially if you're a little kid in the cafeteria in Lewis's in Hanley.

Having said that, doesn't Hugo's other half come from Leek? Certainly somewhere round there.

Peter