In the (small) city where I live, there's an old guy with a tiny little car- It's not a mini, but it's some little European thing that appears to actually be smaller than a Mini. I don't know what kind it is, but it's hilariously tiny. In fact, I think it's an antique of some kind that's been carefully restored. Anyway, his personalized license plate is perfect. It says: NOPEDLS

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