"Yes we know. It's nothing new...."

Seriously, though,
In rock-n-roll for the past 50 years, hasn't the guitar ALWAYS been primarily a Phallic Symbol?

I found it amusing, but I don't think people will get too upset.

We Americans seem to mostly only get bent out of shape about actual
nudity or strong language on the airwaves.

But near misses are OK.

We mostly don't seem to get upset about Baywatch as long as that last square inch of fabric is there, or saying "shiznit", or Seinfeld episodes featuring off-screen masturbation, or giant guitar penises a la Prince, or rhyming lyrics with one word bleeped, where the rhyme scheme only allows one possibility for the profane bleeped word, etc.

Just don't EVER show us a nipple or we'll totally freak out and fine everyone in sight!