This reminds me of the old joke about a woman buying brians. She can have some university professor brian for $300/ounce, some nerosurgeon brian for $400/ounce, Nobel laureate brain is $600/ounce, or politician brain for $6000/ounce.

Spoiler:
Qb lbh xabj ubj znal cbyvgvpvnaf vg gnxrf gb trg na bhapr bs oenvaf?!?!?