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It's all academic anyway since I'll never earn enough money to buy one.


Have you considered getting an executive position at a company you're not qualified to run, embezzling all their money while giving some to your mafioso friends, buying the car, defaulting on the payments, illegally shipping it to California just ahead of the bank repo men, then getting drunk and driving it at high speed up the Pacific Cost Highway, crashing it, then blaming the whole thing on a non-existent German Dude?

Wait. Already been done.

Damn, sometimes I can be so unoriginal!


P.S. Whoa! I am now within 0.2 posts of the magical 100pi post threshold! What do I get?