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10) References. This is a tough one. Any ideas?


I can make a few suggestions.

I simply can't recommend John Cusack highly enough. He brings professionalism and a certain level of panache to the job.
Though a bit angst-ridden, he can be counted on to get the job done.
You can make arrangements through his sister, Joan.

On the other hand, Dan Akroyd is highly effective at "sending a message" and is also an enthusiastic worker, if a bit ham-fisted and non-subtle.
Unfortunately, I believe he is now out of the business after a most unfortunate television encounter.

Though I haven't personally had occasion to use Cusack's services, I have observed them in action and can vouch for his consummate professionalism.

Should Minnie Driver forbid John from taking on your hit, you may want to check with his younger brother "Badger" who is a real genius with ray guns and missiles as well as being quite popular with the ladies.

If I can be of further assistance, don't hesitate to contact me by leaving an envelope containing your questions taped to the post by the cemetery on the Tuesday following the first full moon of the month. I'll have my people call your people.