Robotic - truth is: I couldn't hurt the chicken.

Maybe in future I'll sacrifice an effigy of a chicken at a flaming virtual altar....

Heck - there's a website in there somewhere.....

Hmmm. Need to speak to the Flying Spaghetti Monster church about hosting it.

bbowman : maybe we could sacrifice chicken effigies for all the Mormons whilst they're at it. That should play with their heads.

It could host google adverts and give away the revenue - truly an anti-church...