I wouldn't wipe my arse with Twitter.

Tony summed up perfectly the whole thing in the first sentence. I'll add that Twitter is inane garbage and this year's buzz word. Most feeds I've checked out are just mumbled twat-speak and impossible to follow.

Any time I see someone write a name with an @ in front of it (especially outside Twitter) I feel like punching them in the mouth. Especially if they're also the same kind of asshole who uses the word "meme." It's *never* ok to use the word meme, even when used correctly, which only accounts for about 2% of its usage as of late.

Most twitter feeds might as well be written in alternating case or 1337-speak to illustrate the douche-baggery of the writer.