Originally Posted By: andy
some poor people who happen to have picked the same two words as you

Well, it's not even that, is it? It's poor people who happen to be trading off the same Happy Mondays lyrics as you. Surely if you make a fuss, you're demonstrating that melons and the twisting thereof comprise a valuable property, and there's a risk that Shaun Ryder and Bez will sweep in and pick up the lot...

I suggest you just go and rotate a grapefruit instead. Or oscillate an apricot. (But don't crush a grape -- that one's taken.)

Peter