On Monday night we went to the hardware store and picked out a couple Kohlers. They look pretty good. They also have these claims of "won't leak!" due to some new system they're using.

What I did think was humorous were the names of these things. The particular models they had in the store sounded like we were car shopping: the Cimmaron, the Highline Classic. My favorite name was different, though. I liked the "Memoirs" toilet, because it implied that that was where you would write them

And lastly, I got a kick out of one of the claims on the boxes these toilets come in. "Flushes 4 times more than the average adult needs." How do they calculate this*? And are they using American adults?



*wait...I don't want to know. rhetorical. VERY rhetorical.