msaeger: can I be a member of the Insta-Poll Victims' Network ? :-)

IPVN is dedicated to seeking redress for the countless citizens who have fallen victim to the involuntary reflex of thwacking their foreheads (often accompanied by a loud "D'Oh!") with their wrists when they hear a supposed NEWS organization solicit consumers to participate in a "non-scientific" poll. Of course, the news outlet will then publicize the results of this so-called "poll" without regard for the well-being of sensitive citizens who understand that the "poll" is just so much hooey.

IPVN class-action plaintiffs can usually by recognized by the deep, purple, lateral bruise on their foreheads.