*machine* : Please key in your credit card number now..

*machine* : Please key in your pin number now.

*machine* : In addition to your pin, please key in your password now.

*machine* : Finally, enter your zip code.

*machine* : Now that we proven who you are, you can manage your account, move your funds around, cancel your account, do anything you want to your account, or press 0 to talk to the operator. *0* 45 minute wait...

*operator* : what is your credit card number? and your social security number? the computer verified you but we don't believe you, let's start ALL over again...

Typical, typical..

Calvin