Remember the phrase about how, with the Empeg, you either "get it" or you don't? Well, the 31337 h4x0r's have no chance of "getting it." This product appeals to a specific kind of geek/audiophile, as evidenced by the superior quality of the discussions here.

Let the 31337 h4x0r's tool around the 'hood with their PhatBoxes and Aiwa CD-MP3 players. When they show up to check out the goods, we'll show them the new stick-figure dancing visual and ask them if their PhatBox does that. :)