Oh no no no...It's the one place in the world I would move to, having been round much of the world in my travels. Fremantle and Perth are just lovely - mellow, warm, laid back...mmm mmm I'm imagining the Bundy & coke right now!

FYI I'm Scottish and live in Edinburgh, so I'm not being patriotic or defensive or anything:)
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Mind you, if I'd followed muzza's link - I'd have been a lot more accurate:) Up there is pretty empty, and pretty scenic.

(note to self - don't just post without following links. D'oh)