Man, I've never seen so much of a literalist. This was my favorite:

All decent people should be infuriated by Exhibit Six. Here we see an affluent arrogant privileged young jerk using his boom car to inflict damage on a wage-earner driving a truck. The ad boosts of "awesome power" with the implicit message that this power can be used to oppress those contemptible working people.

As if someone's bass really could pop the tops off water bottles

As if water tanks are actually carried that way