(without offending any third world countries, of course)

Hello, Italy here. Country of pizza, spaghetti and... middle age.

The two units I bought from Carplayer.com are STILL stuck at italian customs - they are there from thursday afternoon!
UPS called me this morning and told me that custom employees wants me to do a declaration (!!!) in what I state:
- the units' conformity to CE regulations;
- what it is (I imagine: "Uh.... what the hell is it?!?")
- what I would do with it (!!!)
- a copy of the web page of where I ordered this, for seeing the value of the item.

I think there's no needs for more words. I prepared a loooong letter to them, and enclosed to it I put the page of the manual with the CE and FCC conformity, a screenshot of the carplayer.com order page and a copy of my order... For greater security, I explained the reason becasue sometimes it is called Empeg and sometimes RioCar...

... isn't it a joke?