JiffyLube provides a service. Music is a product (and I'm not talking about the physical medium on which it is delivered). Anyone with enough training can identically reproduce JiffyLube's service without relying on the initial condition that JiffyLube provided the service. You cannot reproduce any piece of music without relying on the fact that it has already been produced. This argument also applies to your equally idiotic Burger King/McDonald's argument, as well as any other similar non sequiturs you might espouse.