The manufacturer has come up with a chip they can't get (well, the distributor had kept saying it would turn up...then it didn't).

"Now wait, everyone, don't panic!"

(background sounds of shouting screaming, shattering glass, sirens, explosions, general anarchy and panic)

(Through megaphone): "Everything is under control! There is no need to panic! Looting will not be tolerated! We have tear gas and we're not afraid to use it! You there, put down the television set!"

(etc...)

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Tony Fabris