So how many of the geeks out there have read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy?
"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and widom, for though it has many omisions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inacurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."
-Mike