I just bought a new house and won't have a washing machine or drier for a few weeks so that I'll be able to afford the empeg. I guess I'm smelling bad for the love of empeg!

I'm glad you said that, it was my washing machine that blew up and not the cooker! It's all in storage as I too am buying a new house.

I hope the chippie wasn't reading this ;-)

My mind has been shot being empeg-less for nearly 4 weeks now...