This could be tackled by hacking one of the kid's toys to provide a line level input, and a signal that could indicate when it was operational. That signal could be used to drive the cellphone mute line (via a simple circuit if necessary), that could trigger hijack to switch to Aux In.

Advanced custom sounds could be handled by those 10 second audio recorder kits in place of the toy.
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