Mine are called empeg and empeg, but then I'm not one for anthropomorphising. When referring to them on my network they are x.x.x.48 and x.x.x.49.

Boring, huh.

Just remembered, I did once have an Audi called Patsy and a Scoob called Jodie. And I got an Ibanez at the weekend called Joe (well it has Joe Satriani written across it, so I guess...) Ah, well - maybe I should give there babies names after all.