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#105787 - 21/07/2002 02:14 Re: don't get me started [Re: XslamfaceX]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
Hey girls come look at this MAN! XslamfaceX is just a totally regular guy, check it out! Nothing queer about him! He's just like one totally straight dude man! He's emphasised this at least four times so far! I wish the rest of us with our faggy empeg carry cases could be that manly. Hey Loren dude, don't let your girlfriend see you with that empeg fag bag, that would just totally not rock.

Let's move on to dyke carry cases next - big toolbags with a Guns & Roses motif and maybe some Ellen badges. Then again, lesbian empeg owners would probably turn him on.

Rob

(I really need to change that avatar to something more manly, maybe eating a kebab and throwing up the ten pints of Bud I just drank)

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#105788 - 21/07/2002 03:17 Re: don't get me started [Re: rob]
thinfourth2
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 13/04/2001
Posts: 1742
Loc: The land of the pale blue peop...
well here is my fag bag and i fix really big engines



But i also sail around on ships with lots of tattooed men.
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#105789 - 21/07/2002 05:23 Re: don't get me started [Re: thinfourth2]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31597
Loc: Seattle, WA
/me flashes on HMS Pinafore... <shudder>
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#105790 - 21/07/2002 05:27 Re: don't get me started [Re: rob]
Laura
pooh-bah

Registered: 16/06/2000
Posts: 1682
Loc: Greenhills, Ohio
Oh no, does carrying a big tool bag in my van make me look like a dyke? I don't have any Guns 'n Roses stickers on it thankfully and I can't stand Ellen so maybe I am safe afterall, but I do have some Guns 'n Roses tunes on my empeg.

/rushes to delete all Guns 'n Roses tunes from her empegs.....

I feel better now
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#105791 - 21/07/2002 08:57 Re: the new rioBag - for fags and straights [Re: AndrewT]
music
addict

Registered: 25/06/2002
Posts: 456
In reply to:

fag bags and fanny packs

Doesn't this thread just get better & better?



Umm, I believe these are called "bum bags" outside the U.S, due to rather
extreme differences in the meaning (and politeness level) of the word "fanny."
(In the US, it's roughly equivalent to the word "butt.")

I remember a story about an American lady using that word while addressing
her children while in Australia (or somewhere) and getting some rather
strange looks from other people standing about.


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#105792 - 21/07/2002 09:03 Re: don't get me started [Re: thinfourth2]
andym
carpal tunnel

Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3996
Loc: Manchester UK
here's my fag bag, I'm sure my girlfriend will be quite surprised she's been going out with a gay man for 5 years and never noticed it once!



Although, there does appear to be a pink car on the table (I wonder where that came from?)
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#105793 - 21/07/2002 14:26 Re: don't get me started [Re: andym]
erikbragg
new poster

Registered: 16/04/2002
Posts: 35
Loc: Chino Hills, CA
i wish we could all have the original empeg bag. i think my rioBag is a nice replacement though.

[email protected] - rioBag
$20 shipped [international shipping may cost more]

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#105794 - 21/07/2002 14:30 poor guy [Re: rob]
XslamfaceX
stranger

Registered: 07/07/2002
Posts: 39
its funny how you've made this post turn personal. i'm not trying to be manly with my empeg bag...i just don't want to be seen carrying a purse. i mean...i'm a hot guy and stuff...and i don't want all these fags trailing me cuz they think i'm gay. why won't you just let me be straight?

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#105795 - 21/07/2002 15:32 Re: poor guy [Re: XslamfaceX]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
I doubt you're in any danger.

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#105796 - 22/07/2002 21:35 Re: Nice Empeg/Rio bags available CHEAP !!! [Re: erikbragg]
erikbragg
new poster

Registered: 16/04/2002
Posts: 35
Loc: Chino Hills, CA
bags are going fast! I dont know how long they are going to last. 14 blue, 4 black, 5 red.

[email protected] - rioBag

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#105797 - 23/07/2002 21:13 very nice [Re: erikbragg]
XslamfaceX
stranger

Registered: 07/07/2002
Posts: 39
got my bag from you! man those are freakin sweet! it fits my adapter and everything perfectly. i took the shoulder strap off of it cuz a bunch of fags were chasing me when i had it on...anyway...if your gay...i suggest that you buy something else. this is a straight rioBag for straight americans! i hate everyone except straight americans! down with man-purses!!!

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#105798 - 24/07/2002 02:50 Re: very nice [Re: XslamfaceX]
andym
carpal tunnel

Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3996
Loc: Manchester UK
Flame-tastic!!!
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Andy M

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#105799 - 24/07/2002 11:22 Re: Nice Empeg/Rio bags available CHEAP !!! [Re: erikbragg]
Xpyder
stranger

Registered: 24/07/2002
Posts: 37
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
I want a black one. Posted reply privately and by email. How the heck do I pay so I can get one of these homo-friendly bags? LOL

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#105800 - 29/07/2002 21:26 Re: Nice Empeg/Rio bags available CHEAP !!! [Re: erikbragg]
erikbragg
new poster

Registered: 16/04/2002
Posts: 35
Loc: Chino Hills, CA
11 blue, 2 black, 3 red rio bags left

[email protected] - rioBag

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#105801 - 01/08/2002 13:11 any red bags? [Re: erikbragg]
XslamfaceX
stranger

Registered: 07/07/2002
Posts: 39
I have a friend that wants a red bag...do you have any left? thanks.

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#105802 - 01/08/2002 13:27 Re: poor guy [Re: rob]
SE_Sport_Driver
carpal tunnel

Registered: 05/01/2001
Posts: 4903
Loc: Detroit, MI USA
So THIS is why I never bothered reading this thread.....

You know what they say about homophobes... they're compensating for an insecurity in their sexual identity. The think that gay bashing is their way of saying "hey, I just beat up a fag. That means I'm not gay right? Right?"

LOL
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#105803 - 01/08/2002 13:34 Re: poor guy [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31597
Loc: Seattle, WA
Bocat Goldthwait had a great bit on that subject many years ago. It went something like:

"I hate you. (punches microphone) You're such a fag. (punch) I hate fags, so I'm going to beat you up. (punch) You're just so gay. (punch) And you're... kind of attractive... (punch)..."
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#105804 - 01/08/2002 13:41 Red fag bag [Re: XslamfaceX]
pim
addict

Registered: 14/11/2000
Posts: 474
Loc: The Hague, the Netherlands
For € 27, I just bought me this fag bag from Kipling.

The model is called "Eleven" from the new collection "477". My local Kipling store had it in black, blue, red and beige. I think the red one looks best with the grey bottom.

It's a perfect fit for the Empeg, as long as you use the original bag as padding.

Pim


Edited by pim (01/08/2002 14:31)

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#105805 - 01/08/2002 13:49 Re: Red fag bag [Re: pim]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31597
Loc: Seattle, WA
"You're a better bag than I am, Gunga Din."
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#105806 - 01/08/2002 14:45 Re: Red fag bag [Re: tfabris]
wfaulk
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
LOL! That's some funny shit.

Even if it did take me way too long to get it, and force me to come back after the fact.
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#105807 - 01/08/2002 14:47 Re: Red fag bag [Re: wfaulk]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31597
Loc: Seattle, WA


I just saw "Kipling" and out it came.
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Tony Fabris

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#105808 - 01/08/2002 14:53 Re: poor guy [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
XslamfaceX
stranger

Registered: 07/07/2002
Posts: 39
hey ... i just called the other bags fag bags...then all you homos got all crazy on me. i'm not attacking gays...they're attacking me. look at all these fag bags emerging...did you see that new one? fags are taking over the world!

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#105809 - 01/08/2002 14:54 Re: Red fag bag [Re: pim]
erikbragg
new poster

Registered: 16/04/2002
Posts: 35
Loc: Chino Hills, CA
how much is € 27 in american dollars? and what do you mean you have to use the original bag as padding? if i had an original bag, why would i put it in another bag? sounds a little paranoid.

[email protected] - rioBag

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#105810 - 01/08/2002 15:02 Re: Red fag bag [Re: erikbragg]
mtempsch
pooh-bah

Registered: 02/06/2000
Posts: 1996
Loc: Gothenburg, Sweden
Euro / Dollar is apprx 1 these days...

Probably means that the bag is slightly oversize for the empeg. The original empeg bag isn't very thickly padded - dropping it is likely to cause damage to the empeg.

/Michael - who uses a Pelican 1200
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#105811 - 01/08/2002 15:39 Re: Red fag bag [Re: mtempsch]
pim
addict

Registered: 14/11/2000
Posts: 474
Loc: The Hague, the Netherlands
In reply to:

Euro / Dollar is apprx 1 these days...




Right. The Euro just dropped under the dollar this week.

Oh, and I just realized € will not show up as the Euro sign on all browsers, as it depends on the character set. One should use &euro; , but unfortunately, html is not allowed in posts and UBBCode does not support this.

In reply to:

Probably means that the bag is slightly oversize for the empeg.




Right. Without the original bag, it's a bit of a loose fit.

In reply to:

The original empeg bag isn't very thickly padded - dropping it is likely to cause damage to the empeg.




The Kipling has no padding at all, so you really need some extra padding.

Pim


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#105812 - 01/08/2002 17:28 Re: Nice Empeg/Rio bags available CHEAP !!! [Re: erikbragg]
thrasher
enthusiast

Registered: 10/01/2002
Posts: 362
Got my bag.Thanks alot very nice.
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#105813 - 02/08/2002 03:53 Re: poor guy [Re: XslamfaceX]
rob
carpal tunnel

Registered: 21/05/1999
Posts: 5335
Loc: Cambridge UK
Dude - there are people trying to give up smoking around here, and you're not helping any.

Rob

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#105814 - 02/08/2002 05:43 Re: poor guy [Re: rob]
SE_Sport_Driver
carpal tunnel

Registered: 05/01/2001
Posts: 4903
Loc: Detroit, MI USA
re: Rob lol :P Forgot the dual meaning lol.
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#105815 - 02/08/2002 07:59 Re: poor guy [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
XslamfaceX
stranger

Registered: 07/07/2002
Posts: 39
In reply to:

Rob lol :P Forgot the dual meaning lol.




stop flirting.

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#105816 - 02/08/2002 09:56 Re: poor guy [Re: rob]
thrasher
enthusiast

Registered: 10/01/2002
Posts: 362
I wish it was that kind of bag.I would have had him send me the green one.
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