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#185022 - 16/10/2003 20:24 Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site...
SE_Sport_Driver
carpal tunnel

Registered: 05/01/2001
Posts: 4903
Loc: Detroit, MI USA
http://grouphug.us

050346233 I fooled around with my friends younger sister who is four years younger than me. She taught me more than i taught her.

(not posted by me btw!)
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#185023 - 17/10/2003 00:28 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
Anonymous
Unregistered


In reply to:

Once I showed my little sister a bee in the garden.I let her pick it up and play with it. A few minutes later she was crying after being stung.



hahaha

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#185024 - 17/10/2003 02:13 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
frog51
pooh-bah

Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Oh yes - this is a site with hours worth of comedy

890593154

I don't really like my boyfriend but he's taking me on holiday in a couple of weeks. Methinks I can stand him for a bit longer.
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#185025 - 17/10/2003 03:35 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
thinfourth2
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Registered: 13/04/2001
Posts: 1742
Loc: The land of the pale blue peop...


228893871 I confess that I sometimes get a sexual thrill out of picking my nose. I've never told anyone this. Ever


This is preceless:)
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#185026 - 17/10/2003 04:22 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: thinfourth2]
andym
carpal tunnel

Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3996
Loc: Manchester UK
A lot of them do seem to follow a similar theme:

I've slept with a guy/girl whilst still being in a relationship with my boy/girlfriend and i'm glad/ashamed.

There are some real crackers though!

221720086 as a human being, i suck and deserve to die. soon... real soon... any minute now... i'm still waiting here... ahem...
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#185027 - 17/10/2003 04:54 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: andym]
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Hahahaha

819904198

I tried to do the Mary Poppins umbrella bit off of my roof once. Trust me, it is not worth being stranded in a tree all day.
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#185028 - 17/10/2003 07:10 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
I get my kicks discussing American international politics online on a music board; seeming reasonable at first, then just taking the piss later. Works everytime. Made loads of enemies so far.

d33zY....

-Zeke
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#185029 - 17/10/2003 09:51 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: Ezekiel]
Anonymous
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haha

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#185030 - 17/10/2003 10:57 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: ]
Ezekiel
pooh-bah

Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA


-Zeke
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#185031 - 17/10/2003 11:51 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31600
Loc: Seattle, WA
Okay, this one was good:

My neighbor wouldn't bring his violent, barking dog inside... ever... And even though several of us tried nicely to ask him to please control his dog, he said "It's your problem". So I wrote a psychotic note that said "THE DOG DIES IF IT DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP". He brought the dog inside the next day. But then after a few weeks, he felt safe and put the dog back out. Barking as usual. So I threw large amounts of chocolate in his back yard (dogs are highly alergic to chocolate). The dog got really sick and another note arrived "I MEAN IT". That dog has been inside ever since.
Having had my share of neighbor dog-barking problems, that's certainly a novel solution.

I just filed a complaint with the county animal control division, but it didn't get instant results like the above technique seems to have done.
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#185032 - 17/10/2003 12:45 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: tfabris]
genixia
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/02/2002
Posts: 3411
I hired the same make, model and color car as someone I don’t like has. Then I switched car license plates and intentionally got caught speeding by a radar camera 3 times.


LOL. That'd really suck.
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#185033 - 17/10/2003 13:36 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: tfabris]
Ezekiel
pooh-bah

Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
You know, having read far more pages at that site than I'd like to admit, I'm feeling in need of a good long shower and some good company. I can't help but feeling a bit slimy reading that. I wonder if priests feel that way. Some things are really best not shared.

-Zeke
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#185034 - 17/10/2003 13:42 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: Ezekiel]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31600
Loc: Seattle, WA
You know, having read far more pages at that site than I'd like to admit
Hey, I know a web site where you can anonymously confess things you wouldn't otherwise admit...
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#185035 - 17/10/2003 14:05 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: Ezekiel]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31600
Loc: Seattle, WA
For anyone looking for a little good vibe to counteract the bad vibe from the confessional site, there is this.
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#185036 - 17/10/2003 14:35 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: Ezekiel]
peter
carpal tunnel

Registered: 13/07/2000
Posts: 4180
Loc: Cambridge, England
I can't help but feeling a bit slimy reading that. I wonder if priests feel that way. Some things are really best not shared.
True. But it's horribly compelling for some reason. It's like snorting a crack form of EastEnders. The guy whose condom split and he gave the panicking girl a neurofen telling her it was a morning-after pill... shudder

Peter

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#185037 - 17/10/2003 14:42 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: peter]
wfaulk
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
Nurofen's ibuprofen, right?
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#185038 - 17/10/2003 14:59 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: tfabris]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
Much better now after reading that, thanks!

I almost did post...

Did it seem to anyone else that a good deal of these confessions read similarly? Mostly all UK postings, same use (or lack thereof) of capitalization, subject matter (there were a few exceptions). It also seemed that someone controls the content and selects the submissions that get posted by hand. There weren't enough "WOOT I POSTED!" messages.

I know, overanalyzing...

-Zeke
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#185039 - 17/10/2003 16:01 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: Ezekiel]
CrackersMcCheese
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 2489
They are all moderated and have stirct rules with regards to capital letters.

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#185040 - 17/10/2003 18:00 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
RobotCaleb
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Registered: 15/01/2002
Posts: 1866
Loc: Austin
i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work.
wow
some of these are hard to believe

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#185041 - 17/10/2003 18:03 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: CrackersMcCheese]
Ezekiel
pooh-bah

Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
You'd think that after looking at tens of pages, I would have at least, once, looked at the 'rules' link.

-Zeke
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#185042 - 17/10/2003 19:28 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: Ezekiel]
tracerbullet
addict

Registered: 08/01/2002
Posts: 419
Loc: Minnesota
You know what's worse than anything d33zY writes here? It's responses like that, from people who find the need to bitch about him whenever possible. He didn't do anything different than anyone else in this thread, simply quoting something from the site linked. Nothing that might offend anyone or rank as "one of his rants", yet you take the opportunity to talk smack about him completely out of nowhere, completely unprovoked. Christ, at least what he says is funny sometimes, unlike the incessant whining typically written in reply. Sorry if it was meant to be funny, it was just too similar to the other 1000 posts like it I've had to skip through while browsing here.

I suppose I ran completely off topic, but just had to vent.

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#185043 - 17/10/2003 20:04 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: tracerbullet]
SE_Sport_Driver
carpal tunnel

Registered: 05/01/2001
Posts: 4903
Loc: Detroit, MI USA
I was just popping into this thread to comment on how d33zy has never resorted to personal attacks (that I know of) while people who don't like his opinions never seem to hesitate... tracer, you beat me to it.
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#185044 - 17/10/2003 20:19 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site [Re: tracerbullet]
canuckInOR
carpal tunnel

Registered: 13/02/2002
Posts: 3212
Loc: Portland, OR
You know what's worse than anything d33zY[...vent...]
Uh... that was one of the entries on the site. Its resemblance to d33zy's past behaviour was uncanny, and was being pointed out in humour, because it's either d33zy, or a remarkable coincidence. It was not a "bitch" about him.


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#185045 - 18/10/2003 01:42 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
RobotCaleb
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Registered: 15/01/2002
Posts: 1866
Loc: Austin
349920043 I hacked into valve and leaked the half life 2 source code.

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#185046 - 18/10/2003 07:15 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: tracerbullet]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
tracerbullet -
I was kidding around with him! He knows I'm not one of the people who trash him for his crazy posts. He's mellowed since the Yz33d days, when he occasionally did say some things that were a bit hurtful. Hell, I love most of his posts. Spices things up around here!

Guess I should've used a smily...sheesh~



-Zeke
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#185047 - 18/10/2003 07:41 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: SE_Sport_Driver]
jets
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Registered: 08/07/2002
Posts: 237
Loc: Toronto, Canada
HAHAHA

445091732 I taught a group of 6th graders while tripping on acid. On my way home I was pulled over, neither the other teachers or the cop knew, but the 6th graders kept tellin me that I was acting funny.
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#185048 - 18/10/2003 15:24 Re: Where a Confessional Booth meets a Voyeur Site... [Re: jets]
muzza
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Registered: 21/07/1999
Posts: 1765
Loc: Brisbane, Queensland, Australi...
789183739 I once heard a Justin Timberlake song and kinda liked it.

Dear God NOOOO!
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