I was updating myself on the latest bash.org quotes when I came across this one which instantly reminded me of you. I got a pretty good kick of out it.... then again it is 3:30am.

#190535 +(225)- [X]

Quaestor> how frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?
Archon11> 7 times in the US and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.

-Greg

LOL