Remember that it is, I think, only 8.00a.m US pacific.
Arnie's boys and girls are just starting the day's honest toil.
I sincerely hope it's genuine, most people on this site are, but I think that I owe it to all the upset victims of theft in this brilliant community, to be sure - I hope that he/she doesn't take offence.
He doesn't say whether it was a home or car theft, if it was just somebody picking up anything in sight in a home burglary, it would be entirely plausible.
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