<annoying radio commercial>
That's right, Greenlights is going out of business. All inventory must go!

You'll get closeout pricing on all empeg buttons. Colored buttons only twenty two dollars! Black and clear buttons, now just seventeen dollars. And the five color super set for a bargain eighty five dollars.

This is your last chance to save. We can only go out of business once, so we're only having this sale once. Get them before we're gone.

Because once we're gone, we're.....
</annoying radio commercial>

... um, still around. Actually, I'm only removing my registration for paying sales tax because it's a pain to fill out forms saying I owe the state $0 every quarter. Me and my buttons will still be here for a while.

Don't you go frightening us like that

Just purchased some stealth buttons. How long before they ship?

I have studied the scrolls of the ancient ninja clan of stealth buttons. These mystical relics have revealed to me henceforth:

"Buttons ordered now
will ship the next morning and
arrive in three days"

Thanks for your order, it's packaged and waiting to hit the mailbox in the morning.

thanks, can't wait

I almost forgot, a belated happy second birthday to Greenlights.

Happy Birthday!
What? I am late? Oops!

Happy birthday to you, it seems.