Being the proud owner of a 40GB Mark2, I am ultra paranoid of theft. Here is a quick solution to prevent people you don't know from walking by your cubicle and snatching the empeg player while you have stepped away for 5 minutes.

Get a 1/2 empty kleenex box. Cut and fold the backside and bottom into itself. Tape into place. This will yield an empeg sized hidden compartment behind/underneath the box. Set the box on top of the player with the wires hanging out the opening cut into the back of the box.

Voila! Instant camouflage. Nearly invisible from any angle.

The only thing I need now is camouflage for the kleenex, which is pretty hard to come by in my office ;)

Mk2/40GB/Blue