OK, Bezos may have sucked the pathetic* sycophants at 60 Minutes into pimping for his fake high-tech dream of drone delivery, but what does this mean? Nothing. A PR stunt with a willing media accomplice.

Well, this actually pisses me off more than you might imagine. Bezos is simply trying to steal some fire from my new Kickstarter campaign for a National Flying Monkey Delivery Service. NFMDS? No ground control needed. These Monkeys know where it's at. Much less chance that a monkey will crash into the hood of your car! And even then, what if they do? All of the NFMDS monkeys are *bonded* and *insured*. Can Jeffy say that?

Drones. Pathetic.


*pathetic: remember Audi unintended acceleration?