I don't need a license. It's my God given right to use apostrophe's (apostrophes?)

While I don't recall any biblical references specifically giving right to use this overutilized creature, I'll note that apostrophes are not owned by apostrophe, though you did spell the word right when you parenthesized it, presumably to indicate you were uncertain of the spelling.

And I'm sure there are at least a dozen apostrophe's in the Bill of Rights.

Did it give them rights of ownership?

You'll have to pry my apostrophe from my cold dead keyboard.

At least you got this one right. Of course, I suspect like the one in front of me, your keyboard is already dead.