A vicar-proofing wendy filter on my empeg would have to exclude Fatboy Slim's "~ing in Heaven"

I had sent a Camelot off for a potential customer demo, forgetting it was my own music collection one, rather than the "cleaned" one (which lost about 50 tracks with dubious titles) - Fat Boy Slim's "F...ing in heaven" apparently came up as the first song on a random choice. Lucky I wasn't there to see the scramble for the volume control! It's so much more fun when it scrolls across the screen at them, rather than waiting to see if they have noticed the lyrics.

I was also demo'ing an MP3 CD player to a car manufacturer's marketing guys (in my own car). I offered a selection of disks, and they chose a comedy collection. The first words on that disc are Bill Hicks - "Anyone here from Marketing - KILL YOURSELF - Just a suggestion".....

Whoops!