My day started off great. When I woke up, I checked ESPN.com, and confirmed that the Eagles had, in fact, won the NFC Championship game, and are going to the Super Bowl. After verifying this, my day at work was pretty good, until I got to my car in the parking lot and it had been hit by someone pulling into or out of their spot. No denting, just hit the bumper, but it's my car's first significant exterior scratch in the 5 years I've had it.

Otherwise, can't complain. Maybe that theorem is only valid in the UK.