Wow.

Nine paragraphs and a total of eight periods. Impressive. Even if it was split into actual sentences, I doubt that there is one that doesn't contain at least one error of another nature.

Okay, my OCD kicked in and I counted them. Splitting the sentences for him, and ignoring "yer", there are still 83 grammar, punctuation, and spelling errors in that post. And I was being pretty lenient. Although I did discover that there were a handful of sentences (of which there are somewhere around 31, by the way) that actually contained no more errors. Score one for Nigel.

Of course, with 105 errors in 31 sentences, we might have to take that one away.