Originally Posted By: tanstaafl.
Is it even possible to acquire a telephone handset cord that isn't of the evil coiled variety? Just five feet of regular phone wire with RJ-22 connectors on each end?

I can crimp some RJ-22 connectors onto flat phone cable, and drop the result into the post for you. No problemo.

I think we have white, biege, grey, clear (grey-sh), and possibly black cable in the junk bin here, and I'm pretty sure I've got the RJ-22 connectors as well.

Cheers